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06/17/07
People often ask me why I hardly update the site anymore. Some don't think I'm still exploring. They're wrong, of course - I don't think I can stop. There are, well, a lot of reasons why I'm less likely to update these days, but high up on that list is that I have a steady job now. Most of my major updating, historically, was done in the time coasting between jobs. But this job's been going for over three years now - and even more detrimental to my updating - it's online work. After putting in a day or a week of working on a computer, the last thing I want to do upon getting home is get glued back to a monitor. So, the site sits still - a zen monument to a pre-blog era, when websites could go long periods of time between updates without anyone thinking it was unusual. I think it's safe to say that from this point out, any update I'm motivated to do will probably be an odd one.
You see , my job has definite upsides - a big one is being able to travel regularly (if not frequently), when my company sends me to conferences. I always make sure to get out and experience the cities I visit , and not just hide out in some hotel room between events (remind me to post some of my icetastic SES Chicago pics from Lake Michigan's urban shores sometime), while attending various SES amd Shop.org conferences. This year, I got to go to Seattle for the first time, to attend the new SMX (Search Marketing eXpo) conference ...
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12/03/06
First of all, here's a couple of pictures from the night a couple of months ago when Max Action finally returned to the U of MN Steam Tunnels - the magnificent East Bank system, where Action Squad was born. We knew from other local explorers that nowdays the tunnels are equipped with motion-activated night-vision cameras - the U of MN Police Department's website sometimes posts pictures of explorers caught in the act, asking for more information. So we decided to protect our anonymonity, and disguise our identities appropriately ... then made sure to get caught on camera in several places throughout the system. I hope the video was amusing to the UMPD ...
----- ----- ----- But we also have a real update for you at long last, as well. Earlier this year, I explored the crawlspace beneath my house for the first time - and it wound up blowing my mind. That exploration is the topic of today's update - My Crawlspace.
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05/04/06
It was the first time we rode the electric carts all over beneath the campus, it was the time we stumbled across a woman working late in a campus building we'd snuck into through the steam tunnels, and it was the night that the naked rooftop picture of me in the Gallery was taken. Good times. |
While I was taking a picture of the map for the site, I also snapped a shot of one of my favorite "art-ifacts" - crap made from found objects from forgotten places. (If you think that pun's bad, consider the equally-appropriate "skullpture.") This one is built around the raccoon skull I found underground one night, while trying to dig into the lost Fountain Cave (plus some old typewriter parts, an old sunglasses case, a disassembled pair of mini binoculars, and a red LED light to make the eyes light up). |
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Anyway, in addition to a one, ummm ... strange update that's been "almost done" for weeks already, but should actually get finished soon, I think I'll also try to do a lot of small housekeeping and mini-updates like this one over the following months - finally finish that cursed, half-done, 'Village of the Damned' update, upload scans of the notebook we found in the Redwing caves, maybe start a gallery of orphaned miscellaneous exploring photos. Or not. Hey, there's an abandoned building in Saint Paul with a weird indoor piece of the outdoors set up in one corner - anybody know whodunit, or why? Oh, and I finally found a pirate ship of my own, just like Goonies - although this one was in an abandoned building, and not underground. Should have got a pic of that too ... eh, maybe next time. I'll throw up a pic of the indoor woods, too. |
05/01/06
Rest in Peace, Binny.
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Binny lived across the alley by my house, and always came bounding when we called her. She would eat from my hand, and hang out, munching away contentedly with her eyes closed. More than a squirrel, different than a pet, Binny was an animal friend. On Friday a car speeding through the alley clipped Binny's head, killing her instantly. She was buried with ceremony and tears under the front elm (the tree in the pic at left), with a big chunk of white stone to mark her final rest. |
Binny the Albino Squirrel, Action Squad salutes you.
And Max Action misses you. ('til next time ...)
01/29/06
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Hi! Well, it took a lot of caffiene, will power, and peanut butter, but after many many hours, I've finally completed a major update - the Amos Abbott Hospital. This one's been sitting on the burner since September, when I pulled a 12-hour-straight site update marathon, and totally burned myself out in doing so, rendering myself unable to get back to the site work until this weekend. |
Anyway, I'll probably be tweaking the new update for the next week or so, so it might get better. Or worse.
04/14/05
Des Moines, Iowa: Castle Ravenshit - a large abandoned structure, which once served some religious purpose. Stripped out pretty well, but not cleaned up - if a building is an organism, then the Castle is the equivalent of a skull. Still really cool - but chewed down to little more than the boney basics. Walls, floors, empty doorway sockets. Well, except for the exterior - that was sealed up well. And plastered with threatening signs in the windows.
We waded through birdshit and crow feathers to find an entrance. We swept the entire building, floor by floor, starting, of course, with the basement. We had no flashlights other than tiny keychain lights, which always makes things more interesting. The long hallways and slanting, dirty light from the windows brought back warm memories of exploring Hellhouse. In a smalll attic space, someone had emptied out a purse, leaving behind checkbook, receipts, and feminine debris. I doubt it was the purse's owner.
Soon we'd seen eveything but one place, which was locked. So we completed the Zelda-style quest we were presented with - a closed and latched attic door with no knob - quest back down into the weird basement room where I'd half-noticed the Key (a doorknob and axle deal laying in the dust), and back up to the top floor to gain entry to the Forbidden.
Neither Asylunt nor I had a camera, so there are no pictures of Castle Ravenshit. But we did capture some beautiful specimens of amateur 'No Trespassing' signage, for your viewing pleasure.
Click to see full-size:
 This gem was posted in all the ground floor windows, as well as throughout the building. |
 From inside the main door. Trydon Gas - huh. What's that supposed to be? |
 The three-part super sign. Don't miss the tiny "this is notice." Or the non-standard spelling. |
First person to send us proof of their own Castle Ravenshit sign wins!
More soon ...
10/06/04
Is this thing on?
OK, so my standard lapse between updates has gone a tad bit longer than usual. Sue me. We are all still alive and are not, and have not been, in jail.
I'm not doing a full update now, but I will be at some point - hopefully reasonably soon. Several of them, in fact ... Action Squad has not been as dormant as our lack of web activity would suggest. A lot of the adventures we've been busy with lately aren't the kinds that fit within the self-imposed boundaries of this website - but others will make for great updates. (If I can just make myself want to sit at the computer for hours updating ... )
I'd recommend signing up for the email list (above) if you want to know when we finally post some new missions, but are sick of surfing in and seeing nothing new.
Anyway, here's a little Action Squad "postcard" from an awesome vacant industrial complex that we got into last weekend - for everyone who cared enough to worry about whether we were still around and still exploring:
Max Action and SaddleSore in the underground ruins of an industrial kiln - 9/26/04
One of the many things that I've always secretly hoped the Action Squad site beams into the subconsciousness of thousands of people is that beauty, mystery, history and adventure can be found in the most unlikely of places - including sewers, storm drains, basements, rooftops, burned-out ruins, and similar disreputable locations. But it's not only in such illegal, out-of-the way, dark, or "hardcore" locales - it's everywhere. Anywhere. It's more about the way that you see the world around you than it is about where you happen to be.
So you might consider logging off of the internet and going out to explore the world a bit. Giving into your innate human curiosity can be hugely rewarding - there is so much of interest to be found just beneath the surface of even (or perhaps especially) the most seemingly banal places and things. It makes for a great hobby. All you need are open eyes and an open mind.
We'll be back soon.
12/30/03
No,
we were not among those arrested
this weekend for walking down a street late at night dressed in
black. However, our sympathies and support go out to our fellow urban
adventurers, who had to spend three days in jail, yet had not even entered
a building or tried to.
Welcome to 1984!
12/09/03
Winter is here again, and with it, apparently, is my will to update the site! A mere eleven months after first mentioning it as an upcoming update, here at last is the abandoned Hillcrest Bowl. Enjoy!
12/08/03
Triple Update!
1) Added new section on the Lucky 13 Drain
2) Replaced "Links" page with "Miscellany" page, which takes care of the links plus random other stuff (this page still very much in progress)
3)
And finally ... somewhat reluctantly, but by popular demand, here's
the Great
UE Sellout / Action Squad Store, just in time for the frenzied
consumer holidays! Buy yourself or your loved ones some silly "Urban
Exploration is NOT a Crime" crap (some featuring reptoid's son
GW Bush), or Action Squad crap. Oh, or you can support the drive to
ridiculously inflate "foremost UE celebrity" Max Action's
ego with some "I <Heart> Max
Action" or "What Would Max Action Do" stuff !!!
We'll only make a profit off the outrageously priced Action Squad donor
underwear and the "collector's" lunchbox. If you want a design
on a different type of CafePress item than it is currently available
on, or to donate an amount other than the options shown, let
us know and we'll set one it for you, no problem.
12/03/03
The most pseudo-update ever! Added the above mailing list, which will alert y'all when we update, so you don't have to keep checking every week for three months and start to hate me! Several piles of photos are currently all over my computer desk waiting to be scanned, and we've also been exploring a pretty major new site ... the Village of the Damned. (Not the art-goth punker band. They don't live in a Village.)
10/18/03
There! Ha! Done! Ladies and germs, please welcome our newest addition,
the Montana Flour Mill.
Next up: the Lucky 13 drain. (preview pic
here)
10/15/03
WARNING:
THIS IS NOT A REAL UPDATE!
Yet.
I am such a bad person. Long time readers should be used to it by now,
though ... I'm bad at doing updates. I'm sorry. No, we're not dead,
and the site isn't dying. I've just been busy. And web-lazy. But I HAVE
been exploring, so there's plenty of new stuff to look forward to.
OK, here's the top of my site updates To-Do list:
- Abandoned Flour Mill : pics all done, need to write minimal
text and make page
- Abandoned Hillcrest Bowling Alley: need to scan pics, finish
writing trip log, make page
- Lucky 13 Drain: scan pics, make page
- Cheese Caves: write log, scan pics. Shit, FIND pics, first.
- mystery huge abandoned building: not even started
- Fortune Building: not started
- tons more I don't even want to think about, including some
minor missions, some short takes, a non-profit "store" with
shirts for people who want them, and some really old missions that have
been on the back burner for, in some cases, literally years.
The next update will be either the abandoned flour mill or the Lucky 13 Drain. And it will be SOON. I promise. Seriously. I was going to scan in the pics for the Lucky 13 TONIGHT, but am having some hardware issues I need to fix first. For whatever it's worth, know that I have rejiggered my priorities, and updating this site at least once in the next few days is right up near the top.
(Hey,
the counter on the main page broke somehow. What the fuck?)
08/28/03
REAL UPDATE COMING SOON! As in, within 2 weeks for sure! We explored an abandoned flour mill in rural MN last weekend which still had original wooden machinery from the 1800's in it. We took a ton of pictures, which are all on Slim Jim's camera. As soon as he sends me them, I'll put them up. Also, an abandoned bowling alley we explored early this winter has been demolished, which means I can stop worrying about looting and such and finally get the mission up! Thanks for your patience, folks!
Max
Action says: Urban Exploration
is not a crime!
And George W Bush seems to agree! Here's a graphic I threw together yesterday after finding a primo quote from a real Bush speech: (click to see full sized!):
08/08/03
Shit. It's HARD to keep a site updated in the summer months! There's just too many awesome things to be doing, making the hours of scanning, formatting, etc that an update requires seem kind of low-priority. I have an update half-done of the abandoned bowling alley, so that should be up some day. In the meantime, here's a fun little essay on the hobby of exploring the urban environment. I wrote it in an email to a listserv, but then Ninj from Infiltration.org suggested I put it up here, and since I have been feeling gnawing guilt due to my lack of attention to the site, I thought that was a great idea ...
A Rambling Essay on the Past,
Present, & Future of Urban Exploration
