"Maybe they made her so ugly on purpose, just so people wouldn't try to hump her."

This vintage nursing student training doll is lifesize, and features realistic eyes for practicing irrigation, as well as nasal and oral airways, a rubber lung, a fillable bladder, a urethera, upholstered pleather skin, an unspeakably creepy vagina complete with labia and clitoris, an anus, a trach-tube hole, and much, much more. It puts an immediate, deeply creepy vibe on any exploration to suddenly find something like this sprawled out like a mutilated corpse.

But dang - what a cool find!